Sadly, none of them bear any but a passing resemblance to beef.

Also, do you have any idea how gross your phone is? When’s the last time you cleaned that thing?

I’d love to know how my order is still always wrong, given their new, compact menu.

Something else, real rich people are often stunningly cheap.

Yeah, and that’s all I’m talking about, really. Three napkins per person isn’t unreasonable, I think. One clearly is, though, particularly with a messy food.

The Flavortown Donkeys. Donkeysauce could be the name of the new mascot.

Yeah, this is what I don’t understand. Napkins are not expensive. Give your guests more than one freaking napkin.

Other bitters? 😜

It is, which is why we hates it, precious.

There are woodstoves and fireplace burner inserts that can be tied into an HVAC system, which makes your insurance agent very cranky, because we have to go check that shit out and in certain parts of the country, nobody maintains them properly.

Nobody said I had to choose to be without electricity, too.

Plumbing. I can plug in an electric radiant heater or one of those little heater fans Vornado makes, and I don’t like it all that warm anyway. But take away my plumbing? No. HELL no.

Mrs. Butterworth’s original amber bottle was supposed to mimic the amber bottles that good maple syrup, which can be damaged by light just like your good olive oil or good beer, was and is sold in. It was using a false naturalist comparison point to get people to switch over and buy MB instead of real maple.

She’s not on there anymore. Go ahead and eat the good butter.

Oh, man. I haven’t been to Daveland in ages.

Hm. Interesting to hear that there was a cheesemaking process that could be patented that wasn’t turning good cheese into “processed cheese food,” “prepared cheese food,” or “pasteurized processed cheese product.”

They’ve only owned it for about the last what, decade? They, just like Nabisco and Nestle and Coke, frequently go on brand buying sprees.

I will never understand pasting a bunch of red, pink, warm purple or maroon makeup on around your eyes. Why do you people want to look like you’ve been to the dentist?

Of more relevance, I think, is that the domestic duck farms that supply Waitrose must be free-range. Another article, the BBC’s I think, mentioned that it may have been a wild male duck that got into the flock of female domestic ducks.

Now if only I could reliably remember my google password...