My eyes read: “ingesting soap can cause nausea, vomiting and diarrhea.” My brain says “ah, it’s a good time to rewatch Orphan Black again.”

Added plus with potato peelings, there’s generally enough starch even in those little amounts to either help in thickening or smoothing over the texture of whatever stock you’re adding them to.

It’s just like that recipe not long about that called for “leftover mashed potatoes.” Where do I get an exotic ingredient like that? The Asian grocery or the Mexican? The Hallal store? The Kosher grocer?

Somewhere, a stripper in Cornwall’s ears just perked up. And her pasties too, of course. It’s a bit nippy in Cornwall in March.

That’s what I was thinking, that they could do a line of meats not commonly eaten here, or not commonly eaten in this era. Camel, peacock, seal, kangaroo...that kind of thing.

Wake me up when they come in a combo packet with DC-biscuits.

A what? Really? I’m suddenly glad I haven’t been in one of these ocular cacaphonic hellscapes in the last decade.

No, a football field is a safe distance from the Chicago Bears.

Don’t you know that buffalo have wings?

This just reminds me that I tried to troll my older sister one Easter when we were in high school by picking all the marshmallows out of her box of Lucky Charms *shudder* and replacing them with like four stale Peeps bunnies. She poured out her cereal and was all “YOU’RE THE BEST LITTLE SISTER IN THE WORLD!” I was so…

Sadly, this may be the only thing (meaning “oh shit, people my age are dying?”) that gets a lot of people paying attention. My 30 year old neighbors all still act like this is just nothing. But let’s see if someone like Justin Bieber gets sick and dies. I’ll bet their stupid, willful, inconsiderately dangerous behavior…

The problem with your second stipulation is that most of the people attending such parties are the minor and often very young children of anti-vaxx parents. I’d be fine with it if everyone involved was an adult, but the kids don’t get a say. Let them go to the hospital. Jail mommy and daddy.

The stock market? The only thing that’ll likely affect him is his ineffectual efforts at stimulating the economy pissing off enough of the super-rich backers that usually see enormous benefits from a Republican government, and the fact that the Republicans will not run anyone against him.

Some times, it turns out that those two types are actually the same damned cat.

Wouldn’t that have been norovirus, then? 🗑🚽

That what I was thinking, particularly if they have children and they and those children usually eat lunch purchased at school/work but are now home all day instead. I, by myself, can go through a loaf of bread in a few days, if I’m lazy and just eating sandwiches because they’re easy or it’s hot as hell. A breakfast…

Try local restaurants, as a last ditch effort. Many, particularly breakfast/brunch places, are selling off or donating stock they can’t use.

See, practicing social distancing, too!

IT completely failed to engage me, probably because of my disdain for Claras. I have known several Claras and they’ve all been the same, everything must serve their goals, their vision. There is no room for other voices, the rest of you just don’t understaaaaaaand. They are exhausting people, and all too frequently,…

Yeah. Saw someone last week leaving a store with three of those trays of 30 eggs. Just like...why? What the fuck do you need 90 eggs for? People on WIC need those eggs.