Crack Pipe.

Who would buy a house in Florida next to water in 2020 in the timeline where Al Gore couldn’t stop climate change?

I drive a luxury car, but people where I live literally look down at it/me because not an SUV or Truck.

This is factually incorrect. It actually takes two insane Z fans with more money than brains.

Do journalists really hate big trucks, or so they hate asswipes buying big trucks as commuters and rationalizing those purchases by throwing two bags of mulch in the bed once a year? They may not explicitly say that much anymore, but I’m inclined to thing that’s what they hate. That, and since there’s so many of said…

And no massive Pickups and SUVs.

Damned socialists - we must fight them with everything we have or we too will be doomed to this grim reality!!!

K.

Winter tires on any of these would work just fine. I grew up on a farm 6 miles from the nearest paved road. You’ll be fine, Francis. 

Yes, of course! Cars cost one car coin. You get one car coin mailed to you from the Global Government free of charge each 7 years per Global Citizen. This begins from the age of 16 and continues until 55, at which point you will be encouraged to take public transit until you die.

This shouted from the mountaintops.

remember kids, never drive beyond your vision

Signal left while approaching and going around, signal right when ready to exit.

If you can’t fit two kids and their associated junk in a 3600lb crossover with 35 cubic feet of trunk, you might be an American.

I hate trucks (and SUVs), but at least you plan on doing actual truck stuff with your truck. So many people drive trucks but use them as if they were sedans. I’ve seen business men wearing expensive shirts - with french cuffs - and silk ties driving huge, immaculate pick-ups that they’ve probably never used for…

Can we as car enthusiasts please stop legitimizing this practice and the knobs who participate? 

Actually, the g20 uses two different electronic steering components and the reviews have been divided. But if you had actually driven one, pushed it to its limits, and thought for yourself, you would know better than to try the “9 out 10 dentists” bullshit.

I like to play a game called Who Checked The Performance Summer Tires Box on Their Luxury SUV every time it snows around here.

Considering the boulder is essentially dog or child-size, this display of mindless driving should make us all very nervous

I want to come up with some defense of the drivers here but....that rock isn’t exactly in the middle of the driving lane and they even painted the curb yellow.  This is just shitty driving

See that’s the thing about driving a huge ass SUV everywhere you go, normal curbs don’t mean anything to you anymore. The drivers are used to being able to just run them over with reckless abandon, and now they’re upset at the expense you’re forcing them to incur by modifying their soccer-mobile in such a way that it…