Oh blast it all! And I just had the help at the Palm Beach property wash and wax the silver one for a romp around South Beach this weekend.

The best winter tires are the tires that’s on your damn car.

What kills me is declaring the accident the result of too much confidence and too little skill. No, buddy. The accident was the result of you being a borderline sociopath with a license and a rocketship between your legs. He should never be allowed on a motorcycle again. 

Probably shouldn’t buy a diesel if they can’t afford to maintain them.

It’s a shame that all 39,792 of their defeat device customers can’t receive a visit from relevant authorities as well, just to be sure they don’t have the device installed when their vehicles are used on public roads.

Was a $6K car, three years ago. This is well-priced with the hard top. If I didn’t already own my current NB, I’d be all over this.

Not sure where you are finding these $6,000 Miatas unless they are trash. I can’t see anything below $8K unless they have issues or are really high mileage. That aside, here’s my favourite from today’s search:

I mean, the Type-R is already $45k so....I can’t see this being less than $50k. Maybe they’ll price the base no-options model at $49,995 just to say it’s under $50k, but even there an M340i is $55k base.

You are not too far off.

Not if people don't use it

No.

I don’t care if it tickles my balls while giving me a blowjob, it’s irredeemably ugly. No matter how good this giant SUV handles, it can’t escape my overwhelming desire to torch every one I see.

This is great, but I think the overreaching point here is that none of these are as imposing as the original cars they drove. I get Ralph was kind of a loser, but a blobby crossover? And I’m not even sure Big Pussy could fit in a CT5.

If your response to an article about someone in a car assaulting a cyclist in a bike lane is some bloo bloo bloo about bikes in the traffic lane (where they are allowed by law in almost everywhere!) you should get your head checked because something is clearly wrong with you.

Reading the comments section in Jalopnik every time there’s a study that says “cars are bad actually” is both amusing and depressing at the same time. We’re all Jalops, we all love cars, but there’s so many things that we use cars for that just aren’t necessary at the end of the day. Some of it can be easily…

The side profile looks like a Chrysler Crossfire.

For those of you fortunate enough not to know who Michael Shellenberger is, he’s a corporate shill with a background in public relations. He has zero training in any science or environmental subjects, but he is handsomely paid by the nuclear power industry and various conservative think tanks for his “contrarian”…

Much to my surprise, sugar beets account for 55% of US sugar production. But either way, it’s really corn (syrup) that won the battle.

And poeple wonder why there are so many asylum seekers at the southern border…

Historical rate is all well and good, but if that doesn't come with a return to historical price, it means absolutely dick. 5% at $26k is way different from 5% at $46k.