If you will change your name to Flint I can sell this.

Great advice, next how about an article on shanks vs shivs. This is totally a prison workout.

Hahaha, I’ll bet you did good in school. The lesson I took from that? Give up your phone and don’t get gutshot. Or you know, the quick draw McGraw option sounds fun too.

Hence the comparison.

Wawa sandwiches are meh. Pretty much on par with subway. Am I crazy?

Nope, still does.

Lols, I just pointed out to my friend that all the gyms in trashy areas in my town are controlled by valor.

Everything you need to know is detailed in the song “ I want to be Neenja” by Jennifer Murphy.

I like to add some strawberries to a strawberry milkshake, I know it’s unconventional but it adds a quirky little kick to a classic milkshake!

You are now a hairless alcoholic Chewbacca.

Lol at your broke on Monday ass! Jk, maybe, idk.

Lol at your broke on Monday ass! Jk, maybe, idk.

Cue the flood of self indulgent bullshit...

Are you begging me not to buy one just because you already bought the old one and now can’t afford the new one or am I missing a much more salient point in what you are saying? Because I’ve always been a pc guy but have also always had at least one or two (thanks to Nintendo) of the newest consoles, a gtx 1070 and a…

They look really funny without their noses.

Eww.

Drinking soda and paying for music? Reasses your life.

Drinking soda and paying for music? Reasses your life.

Way to miss the fucking point asshole. Let's make this all about you.

It’s a roofie not a “rapey”. Can you really not think of any other reason to drug someone other than “getting at her goodies”. Your obsession with rape is unsettling.

Quick question, how many kinds of crack are there to smoke? I'm only aware of the one.

The fact that she's got some FULLY inflated implants negates whatever point she's trying to make.