With a dick like that I know he’s my hero.

No, no, no. You mean stoic, not emo. You want to talk emotional, ironman is an alcoholic who has publicly embarrassed himself with his overly emotional antics. I'm sorry but please, you tell me when Bruce has even shown emotion let alone throwing hissy fits.

Mm, indeed.

Drinking soda and paying for music? Reasses your life.

Drinking soda and paying for music? Reasses your life.

Way to miss the fucking point asshole. Let's make this all about you.

Update?

It’s a roofie not a “rapey”. Can you really not think of any other reason to drug someone other than “getting at her goodies”. Your obsession with rape is unsettling.

I give up! You win! Casey Chan is now my favorite blogger on the whole wide web. We can’t help it. What started out as hate reading his articles has turned into real admiration. Pleas have baby with Mike Fahey!

Quick question, how many kinds of crack are there to smoke? I'm only aware of the one.

Does it?

The fact that she's got some FULLY inflated implants negates whatever point she's trying to make.

Publix

As far as American cuisine goes I’d say the rednecks got the best thing going. I’ll take greens and smoked pork over any mushy boiled blobs of meat or whatever the eff is in all those goddam pie recipes.

I literally heard a rimshot in my head after reading that.

they should install 2 multi-layered station windows one for backup in case the 1st one broke.

The good news is that the house is ugly as hell and now he has to live in it. Serves him right the greedy fucker.

Your never going to make it if you don't start practicing.

This is a direct ripoff of the article I wrote titled “Keep Things Clean By Cleaning Them With Cleaners”

How Many Headline Has Casey Chan Killed In The Kinja?

Am I the only one that that thinks wood decks look trashy? Patio or terrace or gtfo.