Daily bed making, much like firm handshaking, is pretentious, unnecessary, and incredibly outdated. Go back to the stone age you caveman.

So Gabe is worth 1."3" billion? That's no coincidence folks. HL3 confirmed!

Legit brainfuck, I believe nothing, show yourself God!!

"Tittle," hee hee!

Cellulite? Because in my church going experience that's fairly standard attire for those flubby old bitty's.

I'm gonna go ahead and be the asshole here and say that she has not held up that well at all for a 47 year old woman, 57 maybe. Jennifer Aniston is only 1 year younger and looks like she could be Cindy's daughter. While she may look like an average woman of her age, an average woman never stopped traffic or got…

Apparently I'm into fat chicks, who knew?

O.k. I see, but in that case it would be more of a Mickey and Mallory relationship than an abductor, captive situation.

If you watched you would have heard that his assertion is that Bowser was her father, he's obviously the king of something and she's a princess.

That's funny, I viewed Transylvania as another Sandler hunk of crap and Guardians to be formulaic and cliched. Ralph on the other hand was the shit. You're probably more of a lower common denominator type, that's cool, a lot of great movies lack mass appeal.

Makes me want to get really on high on heroin (or whatever) and binge watch New Girl.

You're old, cangrats.

Discrepancies? Maybe?

I'll bet that butt was a body double, does not fit her profile.

Dafuq Is a 20p coin? Speak English dammit!

I don't know who this Emmy chick is but I've got a serious crush on Fiona Gallagher.

NO!! Delicious pizza is as follows, ham, banana peppers, black olives, and pineapple. Don't you fucking judge me.

You shall not pass!

I'll never stop finding this funny.

Meh, too many cooks.