It's the mustache.

Because they're not as cool as you.

If you actually care about what the other kids on the school bus think about you than you'd rather be dead than get anything but beats.

HAHAHA, but a article about cartoon penises being one of the most popular post of last year receives no criticism and is totally feminist? Never have I seen so much boner talk as in the comment section from you alleged "feminists", but a luscious tit claiming its own freedom from its patriarchal restraints receives an…

Your editing skills are irresponsible.

Anything but vampires or zombies. Especially a western though, the world needs more than one good open world cowboy game.

Y'all do realize that they make controllers with buttons and joysticks for literally every android/iOS device, right? If that's your only argument against having Nintendo games on your phone than it's a rather weak one.

I believe the term you're looking for is "douche chills."

Weak sauce, reshoot and tell the kid to not mouth the words on the cue card! Who's the director for this? Was the editor drunk? This is why we can't have nice things on the Internet.

Use Teflon paste on the ferrells and not the threads to create a tighter seal without the fear of over tightening.

Does this guy always refer to the bathroom as the "toilet" , as in, "I need to wash my hands, where's the toilet?" Or "I'm going to take a bath, I'll be in the toilet for about 15 min." Being a straight dude I was totally unfazed by his "hotness" and this was all I could focus on since he showed very little of the…

Ignorant American here but it does make more sense to me to write it the way you would say it, you wouldn't say 27 December, or maybe 27th of December you would simply say, December 27, 2014, so why not write it that way?

Screw old people who are afraid of the world and its changing ways, my grandparent-in laws are in their late 80's and totally up to date with their iPhones, iPads, laptops, social media and all. Gramps took a selfie and posted it to his Facebook on Christmas. You don't have to be a genius just take your head out of…

You and America too.

Didn't get what you asked Santa for this year? You sound a bit jelly.

He may have died for our sins but he arose from the grave for our BRAAAINS!

It's just too community theatrey.

Dude could have been much more poignant if he had run that through a proofreader/editor.

If he wasn't involved in protests then no he wasn't a protestor but based on a lot of his his other life decisions he seems pretty fucking mentally ill to me. What the fuck else besides some serious crossed wires in his head would compel him to such crimes?

For fuck's sake, anyone who is comfortable with committing senseless murder is without a doubt mentally ill, and I don't think anyone thinks that every mentally ill person is a murderer. We don't need someone who gets sad sometimes defending the mentally ill label in the comments. It's a pretty broad label and if the…