Is that man an albino? Or Canadian maybe? So very pasty.

It's an enzyme, most cheeses have them in fact most dairy products have them so I'm pretty sure its not considered meat.

Since when is cheese not vegetarian? I think you're thinking of vegan, a very important distinction not just a hipster buzzword.

Fuck you Jezebel! I'm all gray and shit because a bunch of you thought it was abusive to have to moderate a comment section with graphic images but you put a picture of this disgusting shit on the main page? Double fucking standard man, double fucking standard.

Are you drunk? That was gibberish.

Nothing positive can be said about a portrait video taker, the lowest class of subhuman to ever exist.

I have to vehemently disagree, the 6 is not an oversized behemoth designed for old ladies with sight problems like a lot of phones out there, I'm looking at at you 6 plus, Samsung, but oh so pleasant to look at and hold. After a few short weeks with the 6 using my wife's 5s seems like holding the zoolander phone. It's…

The first time I saw it I thought it was the most amaze balls best movie ever, but I was on mushrooms.

I'd say she was quite successful in her attempt to make a controversial joke. Whether you thought it was funny or not, she was obviously joking. And as far as controversy goes, well I'd say that was a success since it made it to this glorified tabloid of a website.

Its very optimistic to view that as an encouraging stat, out of those 60% some of them are smart enough to lie about their intentions. What I'm reading is that close to half of trainees start off with poor motivation and that number quickly drops once they become officers. If half of them wish to help people what the…

Just like politicians, you have to seriously question the motivation and ethics of someone who actually wants to be a police officer.

Fuck this family.

Oh, FUCK YOU ABC! There is so very little on television that is watchable anymore and you sons of bitches take this from me? And The Mindy Project? But that God awful Big Bang Theory is watched by every slack jawed neck beard and unfuckable "hipster" chick in the country? I quit you television, you are dead to me.

Resistance is futile, I just re-subbed my lev 70 warlock after 6 years of being clean and sober, needless to say my wife is not pleased with this decision.

Now how about some tips to make it easier.

If you're drinking unfiltered water you are a vulgarian.

If you're drinking unfiltered water you are a vulgarian.

How many roads must a man walk down?

TL;DR, HL3 Confirmed!

Oh good for you, you don't understand why something is popular. Please, we are all waiting with bated breath to hear what other simple concepts you don't comprehend. Shits funny dude.

Egg sandwich, in any of its incarnations, for life! This morning? Fried egg, sharp Wisconsin cheddar, honey ham on toasted rye. Breakfast lives on, soggy sugar cereal is dead.