I'm conflicted on that one. I don't think that incarceration, as practiced in this country, serves many (or sometimes any) of the purposes it purports to (rehabilitation of criminals, prevention of violent crimes by detaining violent offenders, deterring crime by being a terrible place no one wants to go.) However, if…

I thought it was interesting too, especially the question that Jamilah Lemieux was asked. I was really stumped! Would I rather have Bill Cosby go to prison for his crimes but never admit what he's done or have Cosby admit what he did but never see a day behind bars? It's a real conundrum, but I think Jamilah had the…

It's really sad that we - or I, I guess - have to feel SO much appreciation for the simple act of someone believing and understanding that the facility with which so many people have to question and disbelieve women when they come forward is such a problem. When people discuss how to solve the rape problem or prevent…

Ugh, more importantly, giving an accused rapist the presumption of innocence means assuming that the accusers are guilty of filing false reports, slander, and perjury. There is no such thing as "innocent until proven guilty" in cases such as this; you have to assume that one side is guilty, and for some reason, people…

'Innocent until proven guilty' is a standard that exists specifically for and within the judicial system. Yes, it's true that we shouldn't just believe everything we read without question, but that doesn't mean withholding all judgement until a uniquely judicial standard is satisfied is appropriate either.

THAT IS FIRST PENNY SHE EVER EARNED! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD SHE WORKED TO EARN THAT FIRST PENNY?!!! GUYS SHE HAD TO WEAR BREAD BAGS FOR SHOES WHILE SHE SOLD BISCUITS AND CASTRATED HOGS AND PLOWED THE FIELDS. THERE IS NOTHING MORE PATRIOTIC THAN SAVING A PENNY.

Holy god, that was the most canned, rehearsed-sounding speech I've heard in a long while. The tone and cadence were pure Sally Struthers PSA. I kept expecting her to tell us that for just pennies a day, we could ensure that poor Iowa school children would have more than one pair of shoes.

Aw, flea. Your pronouns are questionable, but your emojis seem to be in the right place. <3

So where does Funny or Die fall on the commission-aggregate scale, because they've done a few videos like this that just knock it out of the park and I'm curious if it independent parties coming up with them and submitting or a really awesome writing team.

That is the point.

I'll tell you all about it when it happens.

I already called dibs, hills but will letchu know if we break up

KATE DRIES, NOTED VASELINE FAN, IS THIS A THING THAT YOU DO???

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

• LITERALLY EVERYTHING VASELINE IS THE ULTIMATE PRODUCT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS EXISTENCE

Everyone loves who they love, but there's a fine line between preference and pathology. This stuff doesn't bother me as much as it used to. I'm a black woman (a pretty good lookin' one if I do say so myself). And I always get checked out by the black guy dating his non-black girlfriend. But I don't let it get to me.…

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

You know the best way to avoid shit like this? Don't have guns.

The gun, which was loaded and unsecured, was stored on a shelf built into the bed in the victim's home, and in the same room in which the victim was laying in his crib.

I heard that Kim and Kayne are doing this for their next child.