My friend was sexually assaulted at a college party one night, so her boyfriend found the guy's home phone number and called his mother in the middle of dinner to tell him what he had done.

You had never seen a person repent so fast before.

When Sandra Bullock managed to secretly adopt a baby while going through a messy, juicy public divorce and winning an Academy Award, she blew this "I want privacy!" act sky-high. Maybe try not shopping at Kitson or going to that same beach in Malibu (Halle Berry) and you'll probably be fine.

Right? She has neither exceptional acting talent nor the effervescence that makes audiences care less about lack of acting talent. I don't understand why this girl gets to continue to be a thing. Does not compute. And her stans ever seem to say in her defense is, "she's surly, just like me!" Wut?

I don't know about you guys but my cats fucking love me.

Her mother is showcasing her all over the internet with her own facebook and instagram and using her real name. Her mother isn't keeping her from anything. - Most child models work and then disappear into anonymity, this is wrong and creepy and a gross violations of the child's privacy.

Our children are not extensions…

If you're going to show them! Or sometimes, for no good reason other than the fact that your white silkies have been muddy all winter and you miss their cute, clean fluffiness :D

The hidden camera was for the chickens?

But why would you bath a chicken? The only reason would be if they had mites. When it comes to de-miting I put my two in a pillowcase and rub them down with mite powder. There is nothing more pathetic looking than a wet chicken.

idk Kat Dennings is Jewish (like me) so I read it as a witty reference to that? I doubt she has a "victim mentality"

I totally felt like a recent book by a male author did that (not naming it, because a lot of people love that book).

I'm pretty sure this would work on me at 34. YES to cheese, sir. YES to robots.

if this shit is frumpy i'll kill everyone.

Finally... something he's in that's worse than Green Lantern

He's a fucking idiot. To show your employers pornographic videos to prove your innocence was strike one. Strike two was creating that bullshit Facebook post, and strike three was the frivolous lawsuit. You'rrrrrrrre out, Ghomeshi!

Oh goddamnit, I had an unfriending field day after calling out every single one of those idiots who shared and defended that post. One woman I know added "Amazing statement!" above the link.

Seriously. He is one goofy motherfucker. Goofy moron with a gun. Like Zimmerman, a deadly one. No horned devil here. Just a bleached ham with eyes and a gun.

"A system can't fell people it was never designed to protect" WB Dubois.

Seriously. It's like a ham somehow became sentient and someone gave it a gun and a badge.

I'm tired of looking at this pasty shlub on every website.

He had to apologize to her parents. I am not kidding. That was his punishment. He also has to see a probation officer for a year and submit a DNA sample, but, you know, mainly just the apology.