"Alleged victim". Because she should be considered the victim of sexual assault, while Bill Cosby should not be considered the victim of her accusations.

This seems to be something that men just do not get- the fear of further injury/murder.

In his defense, being ONE OF the top soccer coaches IN THAT AREA is a pretty hot seat.

Why don't they just invest in fucking better lighting. I have not bought so many things from stores because the terrible overhead florescent lighting was washing me out and making me look terrible and I couldn't get an accurate impression of the item.

Jell-O is canceled.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

"I did not ask that girl out on a date," he told me. "I was 22 or 23 years old at the time, and I knew she was friends with a couple of the players on my team, so I invited her to a team function. We were going to have dinner and watch Scream at my house, and then go water skiing at the lake that Saturday.

Well, at least she was beautiful and noteworthy enough to become more than an anonymous statistic.

I don't know, I can't think of many things more pathetic and cowardly than hitting on someone by craigslist after your wife has just given birth. Unless they're gigantic due to repeated kicking by aforementioned wife, then I'm totally with you.

"Tomorrow". As in, the baby was literally born that day and instead of thinking about his new child he's focused on whether he'll be able to hook up with a hot nurse. Ewwwwwwwww.

They did not unknowingly serve sei, or serve it posing as sushi. They went out of their way to get it, it is considered a delicacy in Japan (though there is a generational divide there where some older people eat it and many younger people consider that a problem), it wasn't listed on the menu but was produced only…

You know what's even more terrifying? If you go by color, that's actually the same cable that's plugged into the bezel. It just plugs into itself. WTF?

Nooooo....this shows two thoroughly competent boys, one clueless Barbie who laughs off the idea that she might be the one to do the actual programming of her game, and one (presumably) competent woman who barely makes an appearance. If you think "2 boys, 2 girls" is simple math, in this case, you're the one who needs…

There were plenty of guys like that in my classes. It's amazing how people like that still get jobs and the rest of us get stuck using the inferior products they work on.

"Ellen and Portia de Rossi Break"

... aaaaaand my heart stopped beating.

"The Internet"

Is that all? Phew!

"I've got everything, even those nudes she sent to Ken without you knowing, Barbie!"

Absolutely. One of the detectives reportedly told people she didn't think simple rape should be a crime. Guess how many of her simple rape cases were taken to court? 1. That's not botched - that's systemic, intentional inaction.

Botched sounds like something they did on accident. This was the deliberate, lazy action of a corrupt police force.