Jose Reyes Has A Mrs. Reyes-Sized Hole In His Door

Michael Conforto leading off or GTFO.

When asked for a comment, Reyes said:

“Player Hater’s Ball” was such an underrated skit.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

This is legitimately batshit crazy. How did that get past an editor?

You are correct, it is dumb to be surprised that a good pitcher pitched well.

This pasty Wisconsin team beat a better, blacker Kentucky said in the final four than the one his son’s white guys lost to

A real star can take his team on his back. Like Steph did with fuckin Davidson. Of course Steph’s dad was actually good at basketball

And yet they lost because De’Aaron Fox torched the ever-living fuck out of Ball for 30 or 40 points because Ball’s foot speed was too slow. And Ball only scored 10 for pretty much the exact same reason. And UCLA’s leading scorer in that game was white. You can’t make this shit up.

No team is going to win a championship when their best player is Drake.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

If we pretend like he’s not here, maybe he’ll leave...

Derek Jeter is happy he retired before this existed

BAH BAH, JEEM

This feels really icky and exploitative regardless of his other work. Sorry. And, there is really no way to tell if it was this or something else on the application that got him accepted, and it’s many times more likely that it was something else.

It also helps if you read the article before you comment.

I root for the Mets and I’d be comfortable setting about 10% of our fan base on fire.

This is great and all, but why is it not about the White Sox?

Jacob deGrom will be back in the rotation and hoping the surgery he had last September to address nerve pain in his elbow helps him return to his Rookie of Year (2014) or All Star (2015) form after a season of just slightly-above-par pitching.