Correa is just full of fallacious arguments huh? He assumes the feelings of the American players, and while talking about the guys who weren’t on Team USA, completely ignores the fact that the guys who were on the team just OWNED his team of “main guys”. It just reeks of sour grapes. Maybe next time don’t flaunt your…

Yeah it’s a good thing he doesn’t play a specialized position that requires detailed knowledge of about a dozen pitchers, many of whom he’s never worked with before this season

There’s a lot of uhhh wtf to unpack here...

‘Look at this, right now you’re in spring training working out, and we’re with our people, with our silver medals.’  

I think it’s fair to say, pound-for-pound, the WBC meant more in Puerto Rico than it did here. 

“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

A better question is why he even bothered making an acronym for something he literally used ONCE in the entire article.

Who are all these traumatized people voting for “having bad sex”???

Look, if I can still pitch a tent at that age, I’ll be shouting it from the rooftops.

We should all be so happy in life, regardless of our skill level.

Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

Great dog. 10/10. Would watch again.

Even those announcers know a Good Dog when they see one.

He’s also the kid who after calling his half court shot, got that same shot blocked a week later:

Oh, I’d be so ready to hate this kid as a Duke one-and-done.

I agree with you, this kid seems to have some skills but I have a feeling that one (if not several) of his teammates or coach in his near future will help him with some attitude adjustments.

His teammates don’t seem to like him very much. Guy doesn’t even congratulate him - he reaches for his own recognition. I’d be pissed too if my teammate wouldn’t actually play the game, and rather showboat from the half court line. I look forward to hating him as a college freshman, too.

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OK, I’ll be that guy:

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.