If only he put his hands up.

“Police using paid time to make pasta for emotional old people” sounds like the worst Italian stereotype ever

Philips Rivers is so insufferable, I think I’ll cheer for Cutler to kick his ass in their eventual schoolyard slapfight.

The ultimate “fuck you” would be scheduling those throwbacks for his first start back

“If you were the inventor of airport theaters, you would have invented airport theaters.”

Brought my dog to a Bark at the Park game at Citi Field this season. As a fan of baseball, it was a distractive hellscape of panting, peeing, pooping dogs compressed all into one seating section that exhausted me by the 6th inning.

I’m more impressed that Curry drew the charge there

Still the GOAT

I’m sure Bethancourt is gonna feel like a real jerk when he gets that free base come August.

A producer backs you $50 million to make a movie — about whatever you want, starring whoever you want. What’s your movie?

At this rate, is anybody asking Herm Edwards why he doesn’t coach anymore?