How about Leichester will never win the Premier League title? The Cavs can’t win being down 3-1. The Cubs won’t win being down 3-1. Lincoln City won’t beat Burnley. Iceland won’t beat England. Western Bulldogs won’t win the AFL title. Danny Willett won’t win The Masters.

I hope you guys start boycotting all the states that voted for Trump. They don’t care about America so why should we care about them. FUCK the south, Texas, the rust belt, PA, Idaho, Wyoming, Alaska, and whichever red state bullshit is left.

You are an asshole but I never laugh.

Her parents are German.

Let’s thank the Boomers for being petulant, whiny babies that found a way to ruin America again. Fuck you Boomers.

She got crushed by the white female vote. So fuck you white people.

That’s a big assumption that America will still exist in 2020.

Love to see another year of Ichiro!! Also, the ladies on Jezebel has bigger balls than you assholes.

I remember a friend of mine that complained “what has Obama done” two years into his presidency. I’ve learned that for a lot of white men, they will never be pleased and will nitpick every little detail about any achievement by colored folks and women. Do please get the fuck over yourselves.

I’ve realized how much of a thicker skin the staff of Jezebel has compared to Deadspin. They will ban people for just about anything where Jezebel will kill you with shade. A lot of the non-Drews really are thin-skinned special snowflakes. Fuck you white dudes and Billies of Deadspin. I’m glad the female writers there…

Sorry for triggering you.

Anecdotal but the only people in my life complaining about Hillary are straight white men. All the Bernie supporters I know (most of my family and friends) have come around to Hillary except for the straight white men.

Or punting to Devin Hester.

I got blocked by Ham. Probably because I called him an asshole.

Wait, when was Billy right about soccer?

We needed Jim Halpern to look at the camera to prove this was staged.

Ben Leber is lying.

I saw this earlier and couldn’t find it again. Thanks for finding this and this colored guy agrees with you 100%.

Thank god for women.