So you like smelling German farts more than Italian ones. No one cares.

That’s a slanted comment by you.

This justifies the entire existence of The Ringer. Barely.

I long for the future on Jack Johnson vs John Jackson. “And I say your three cent titanium tax doesn’t go too far enough!”

Nobody cares Stef.

Pagan’s actions weren’t very Christian.

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He clearly says Merkel at the end.

You can go fuck yourself you hack writer.

By covering him like he’s well-liked by the writers?

Well that’s just like, your opinion man.

10,000 word essays on crunches and yogurt count dammit.

This was probably the best produced, entertaining, and informative video I have seen on Deadspin. Good shit.

My same reply whenever someone brings up MMA vs _________ in a real street fight.

He’s definitely the other Adrian Peterson but this run was dope though:

You know how hard it is to be an insufferable dipshit that writes about yogurt and working out to have the world’s most average body?

It’s like she’s a dipshit blogger that makes money writing about yogurt or how to work out 8 hours a day to have the world’s most average body.

I’m Vietnamese and people can call me Mike.