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I love this article.

I’m from Winnipeg, and I absolutely was wondering this. I can’t even think of something snappy to say, I’m just so happy the Jets don’t suck

An interception doesn’t look anything like a goal, dummy

a QUARTERBACK SNEAK on FOURTH FUCKING DOWN???? FUCK MIKE ZIMMER IN HIS OCTOGENARIAN ASSHOLE

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT ONSIDE KICKS NEVER WORK THAT WELL

Man, Sam Bradford lookin’ like Matt fucking Ryan out here

GOD DAMN IT BLAIR WALSH

This video made me admire Chip Kelly a bit and now I’m deeply confused.

Definitely a lube bubble caused by the sphincter closing.

Another possibility: the game is freezing, then unfreezing. This happens to me a lot, and I don't get credit for the times when it is frozen. I usually have to restart the app to unfreeze it. Maybe it froze near the beginning of your run and this didn't credit you for the rest of the trip?

I sincerely love every single one of Jia’s long articles.

I will fight you over Space Jam, Bobby. The very fact that Jordan couldn’t act was its saving grace—it meant they had to add a surrounding cast (yes, I’m including the Looney Toons here, as well as Bill Murray) that was actually competent and entertaining.

This needs more stars, guys.

I am fully erect.

This needs so many more stars.

162 (fingers crossed) days of Cardinals???

Shea Woofer

Dylan Barkin

Today was a beautiful day. Looks like an annual tradition in the making to me!

I love you, Jia. This isn’t a snarky comment or anything like that; you are just consistently responsible for my favourite articles. Thanks!