I half hope he manages to cancel the thing entirely. I never watched the W movie, even though it looked moderately interesting, because why would I want to spend more time with that guy once he finally slunk off to paint bathtubs? I certainly don’t want a movie about this shithead, who didn’t even disappear after he…

I vote for either Joseph’s half-sister Kate, or Dooley.

The “fusion” is just adding nutmeg

Just a heads up, this is an alt account of SwagMessiah/UniversalSalamander, so there’s no reason to pay it any mind. It’s their “legit” account, which means they try to keep their responses civil, to attract more engagement, but because they’re a stupid, shitty bigot, they can barely obscure their worst impulses.

I watch pieces of shit like this during breakfast

I’m not trying to talk anyone into liking a show that they don’t like, but I’ve observed people are often disappointed when they set expectations that are then flouted. Personally, I was against a LotR show to begin with for several reasons, and only watched it out of curiosity. I thought it was good, not great, and…

Is this a major problem? Was the Second Age an inhabited wasteland? The Third Age is demonstrably worse off, and I don’t recall a lot of compliments about how much trash was laying around The Shire in the movies.

I’ve got video of the culprit

Everyone I associate with always treats everyone around them with utter contempt, so I have reasonably concluded that this is normal human behavior.

Thank god. When I heard the news, I was so scared, it was like that time I was stuck in a marsh with Henry Longfellow and he showed me his back tattoo.

Your brain —not just yours— is an incredibly confused, tangled mess of electrical cords. It’s pretty neat, for instance, that if you wear goggles designed to flip your vision upside down, after a few days it goes “Wait, I thought I already flipped a while ago” and flips back again to make it ‘right side up’ again.…

I assume she’ll call it Unrelatable.

I don’t want to be dismissive of his feelings, but a distinct quirk in his discourse give a disconcerting impression that his disposition might be disturbingly distressed

宿命

Just finished watching both episodes. “Space Babies” is about as ridiculous and dumb as it seems from the title and, aside from Fifteen saying “space babies” way too often, was still a good bit of fun. I’m not sure if RTD doing a huge fart joke right away is a prelude of more to come or just him getting it out of his…

In a very weird legal hiccup, they actually need Luis Guzmán’s permission to begin filming the movie.

It certainly would work reversed, but I assure you it works the way I’ve written it as well. I invite you to listen to me saying it in my head if you’re having trouble.

No, I actually intended the emphasis to be on ‘second’, and forgot to italicise it. As in, even 54 seconds would be unbearable, let alone the hour.

Harder to watch than any other Piers Morgan interview? I don’t know a single thing about this guest, but a 54 minute Piers Morgan interview is already impossible to watch. A 54 second interview would be unbearable.

Damn, I had July in the pool. And I didn’t have thumb