Isn’t the point then that people are getting tricked into watching musicals? West Side Story and Dicks: The Musical didn’t have tremendous returns, and while there are other reasons for them underperforming, there are also other reasons why Wonka and The Color Purple would overperform. Especially if the marketing…

My assumption was that it was Ruby herself, at least as the woman walking away from the church. That’s a bit more Moffat than RTD, though.

I missed the first Aquaman for some reason and always meant to get back to it but never did until yesterday. It’s certainly fine. Taken out of context it wouldn’t have been any of my first guesses for the highest grossing DCU movie. The color palette really works for it, but man does it just look weird almost all the…

No, I really wasn’t making a comparison at all, but rather saying that whatever problems comic book movies as a genre had before the MCU —and even oftentimes after— were not present in the better X-Men movies. For my money, I think X2 and Logan are probably the best ones, and it’s not that I think a Feige helmed…

I am very, very progressive

What if I can’t sleep because I’m already anxious and joyless?

My artisanal correction fluid business, White Power, is going swimmingly.

That certainly didn’t stop them from dropping some weird kid into Tony’s funeral. I’d imagine a far fewer people would be confused by random heroes punching baddies for a few seconds than they were by “Guy who looks nothing like the boy he played in a movie five years prior”

There’s NBCUniversal too, but the Disney merger shouldn’t have been allowed to go through to begin with, so we’ve already crossed the “not enough competition” line.

This line is inspiring more confusion than I thought it would, so rest assured that I was being facetious.

In my mind this is the actual choice the MCU has. I don’t see any reason to pivot to a different villain. Either you recast and pretend nothing’s different, or you recontextualize to a perfectly teed up Alt-Kang with someone whose already proven her skill and seems well-liked. The only problems with it are that it…

The excitement for FF and X-Men both seem predicated on a memory of a now faded love affair with the MCU. Somehow people believe simultaneously that the writing, direction, and CGI of the MCU have all gone to shit, but that the studio that brought you Captain America: The Winter Soldier will be able to fix whatever…

According to House, all you have to do is inject botox directly into the throat. Don’t doctors still watch the fundamentals these days?

If I can’t watch Disney+ on my Tesla, where the hell am I going to watch it?

Worse was the constantly shuffling on the carpet and shocking people

Yeah, I don’t like wigs on him, and the only reason is every time I see him in anything now I spend the entire time trying to figure out where I know him from before finally realizing I’ve inexplicably imprinted Lucius Malfoy as “what this person looks like in real life.”

What about Hulu?

I’m sure he’s not worried at all about not fitting in with the current Republican Caucus. In two years he’ll run again as George Santoos while wearing a fake moustache, and he’ll no longer be out of step with the mainstream party. He was just a little ahead of the curve.