Blood sucker Ted Sarandos? Zombie David Zaslav?

I know movies don’t work this way, but it’d be great if halfway through the movie the film quality changed and everybody was noticeably aged up without anyone mentioning it.

23andUs

I was surprised to hear that there’s a cap on dues, but apparently it’s $1m, and you have to earn quite a lot to hit that. It sounds like a fine idea in any case. Each year probably sees 1-5 actors making way over their yearly average. Sucks to be Margot Robbie and not Tom Cruise though, I guess.

“Way to waste bones” was a great line, especially after Mariner’s encounter with the Moopsy. Bones have a lot of nutritional value, don’t just toss them, you dumb moss!

Seriously. Anyone needing to update Winrar needs to also update their present year from 2003 to 2023.

My favorite part of the Netflix algorithm is that it’s very good at predicting what exactly I’m in the mood to watch, and then deliberately hiding it. Any time I’ve ever been in the mood to rewatch Arrested Development or Community, the very first category that comes up is “Because you watched [show you’re looking…

Bill Burr does have F is for Family, plus a Star War, kinda. But he’s probably still principally considered a standup. It’s actually sort of surprising that Bargatze has gone as long as he has without stumbling onto a few bit parts in shows or movies. Even comics like Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg randomly showed up…

Is there a role big enough for Daniel Radcliffe that it could overtake HP as his most recognizable character? I guess Wolverine could be that if he played it as long as Jackman has, but even that’s debatable.

Is driving in the canal even against the HOA’s rules, I wonder?

At least some of Mission Hill is on YouTube. I recently rewatched a few episodes there. It’s a perfectly fine show, but if I didn’t know Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein had been showrunners on Seasons 7 and 8 of The Simpsons, and you told me that they’d been in charge of two seasons of that show, I would have guessed…

I’m afraid your TV lied to you.

Today in The Adventures of X-4322281.2998

Seems doubtful. I think most of the fun and novelty of Futurama has long since been wrung out, but at least the premise is fairly open to continued revivals. Archer was arguably done by Season 4, and survived mainly by constantly reinventing itself, but even that’s spent now. Between the fact that it’s had a very…

It’s a very sad thing indeed

Counterpoint:

I’m not sure if Loki ever actually teleports. He can create images of himself, and presumably also make himself invisible, but pretty much every time I can remember him doing the whole “missed me, I’m over here” it’s not him moving, but him tricking someone into talking to a fake while he chills out of sight.

Kids will want to hear the original Super Mario

Most of the games don’t have a lot but Mario After Dark gets pretty dialogue heavy, though not at the expense of a lot of the grunts and exclamations.

I’ve got a paper due tomorrow that I haven’t even started, but I’m really tired so I’ll just go to bed now and wake up an hour early and write it before class. It’ll probably be fine.