Your mom was a lot more progressive 6 or 7 years ago.

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We already had Smile 2:

Coming soon: The ExM3gdable5

Well, what are you gonna do about it, nerd?

It’s like you don’t really understand the meaning of any of the words you’re using.

disaster movies come appropriately genred

My favorite part was that the movie pretty much needed its requisite conspiracy crank character. But nowadays all of those people are in a Q delirium, and they can’t allow their version to come within an AU of that mess, so they tried to do a chubby, lovable Dale Gribble. “Hey kids, the weirdest obsession I have is…

Possibly, though I think Maher has a much broader slate of potential guests who would be willing to scab than Barrymore does. The entire Right wing grift-o-sphere could be on night after night

He’s just having trouble understanding the context. If he was an intimacy coordinator on set, and the script called for one actor to remove another’s knickers, but they just leapt straight into fucking, I’d bet he’d have something to say about that.

They should have gone with 4xp4nd4bl4s

Something tells me this Brand fellow is a real berk

Maybe you missed the NBC News article they sourced? It’s not an official court document, but it’s also not some Reddit post.

Yeah, I don’t think this is as funny as a standard Lower Decks episode, but it’s fine for a few minutes of riffing. Better than say, a full episode of Doctor Who about farting aliens.

Whenever the director has to go to their director’s quarters for something, the lead actor usually has the conn.

They should be suing Jeep. Aren’t those supposed to be off-road vehicles?

It would be a lot easier if Musk wasn’t a dumb knob, and put Twitter under his umbrella company X like anyone with a lick of business sense. I would prefer news outlets just ignore him and only refer to it as Twitter, but the “Twitter (now X by decree)” method at the very least feels fairly mocking.

I hesitate to call this article wrong, even though there’s lots of wrong things in it, simply because it barely seems to have even half a thesis. The point seems to be that Marvel isn’t connecting the movies to the shows (except for several examples noted and others ignored), and that this is a bad thing. There’s a…

Probably the work of Silurians. Typical Ape bias.

Funny story, Matt Gertz is a just some bog standard news dude who literally had to put a note in his Twitter bio that he is not a GOP rep. It’s not quite as bad as Actor Matt Walsh having to share a name with some piece of shit, but it’s still makes for very easy confusion. The only reason I know his name is whenever…