I had a heart attack almost 2 years ago. A day doesn’t go by when I don’t think about it. Every little pain in my chest sets off my antennae. I look at things A LOT differently now. I’m a gamer and I wonder, sometimes worry, over what kind of “legacy” I’ll leave behind. I don’t want to just suddenly drop dead and…

I love watching libs eat their own...

I do so love watching liberals feast on themselves...

File this, like most of Jezebel, under...”fake news”...

Quit.

And if #WhiteExcellence had shown up...all Hell would be breaking loose...

The simple explanation is this:

If you have Best Buy’s GCU...the game is $24.

If you have Best Buy’s GCU...the game is $24.

All this wonderful technology...and yet the Empire still loses...over and over...and over...

I’m sure it’s single vulnerability is a small thermal exhaust port that’s only about 2 meters wide...

Thank you Jesus...feels good...keep up the purge!

Black on black...

I think we need to send Greenpeace out there to make sure nobody ever drills there.

...”where Native water protectors are peacefully blocking the planned path of the Dakota Access Pipeline...”

ROTFLMAO!

Gotta love having Muslims in America...always works out wherever they go.

Fucking get over yourselves. She lost. Game over. We suffered through 8 years of Obama...you’ll survive 8 years of Trump. Fucking move on and quit being a bunch temper tantrum throwing cry babies.

He’s not the president yet...he’s the “president elect”...

“I’m just devastated about how little my gender, race, religion - identity - seem to mean to a man I am supposed to call my leader.”