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This is classic, quality trolling. Nowadays trolling seems to consist of spamming sexual, gender, racial, religious, ethnic, class based epithets and/or violence and rape threats.

That sounds really nice

“See the Butler on Netflix. I felt like vominting throughout the movie”

When you consider women (slightly) outnumber men and vote at much higher rates, it makes you wonder why politicans don’t try to appeal to women voter first.

My gf wants to get an apartment together and I’m open to the idea but I’m also afraid it will ruin the relationship.

you were warned this would suck

I think I would follow the rules at first and then after a while, start to slack.

IM THE TAXMAN!

A woman, dressed up as a toy cowgirl, holding a toy cowboy....its too meta. The universe could collapse under this level of meta.

You should not do that to words. No matter what those words did to hurt you don’t do that to them. Its just awful.

“Mine own eyes doth oppress me”

“ohhh wow, you’re face is like, so beautiful. I’m gonna touch it. I’m gonna touch it. Can I touch it? I’m gonna touch it oh, wowwwwww. I was right about your face. It’s really hot in here. Can I get a bottle of water or something? I can totally feel the speakers right now. Once I’m done hugging you I’m going to go hug…

I always go cannibal.

No Pumaman or Pod People?

Don’t forget you will often have to log onto the foreplay server for updates before each encounter. No biggie, though I kinda like it.

I thought the funny parts were really funny and the scary parts were not scary so much as they were very, very unpleasant. The walrus costume was really unsettling.

I really liked him in Tusk. For realz, I thought he was great. I think that movie is a little underrated too.

Was there a movie coming out, or already out, about this kind of convention?

GOD DAMN SPELL CHECK FAILED TO READ MY MIND AGAIN!