tbh I have superhero fatigue by now and probably would have skipped it otherwise, but they made me go see it

Look at this sad-ass shit

every flight of stairs is a tacit death threat to president evil.

Whats even crazier is that Nazi’s killed Jews just for simply existing. So assaulting those cunts is alright.

Nazis don’t just spring up out of nowhere. Nazi’s don’t just “exist”. You have to make a specific, willfull decision, “I Want To Be A Nazi.”. You have to actively immerse yourself into a philosophy that says that other people Deserve to Die, just for the accident of their birth. This is not a philosophy that can be…

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

I’ve always liked their music, myself. They’re one of those bands that pretty much only does one song over and over, but where I don’t mind that because I like that song.

Time to bring back “Celebrity Death Match”

The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.

Hand of Fate is a really cool game, but seriously, fuck that last level.

War never changes (diapers).

Where’s Slimer?

have you seen this? It’s an extra from the last DVD set. It’s basically a parody of the ending of Newhart, where it was all a dream and Bob waws still living with Suan Plachette. Just fyi the video is flipped to avoid youtube bots. I really thought it was funny and it cool to see those two together after such a long…

Emma Stone.

Can I just say... it’s like 2 weeks later, and I’m still shocked that it’s InTouch carrying the journalistic water here. But good for them, for real. I know it’s kind of backhanded to say it that way, but I don’t know how to give them a compliment for the truly great work they’re doing here without it sounding…

“We need to examine the mentality of these applicants. If they are no longer virgins, if they are naughty, it means their mentality is not good.”