tbh I have superhero fatigue by now and probably would have skipped it otherwise, but they made me go see it

Actually the original Studio ending is a Yacht ridding up next to the capsule, were Ryan Gosling comes out and invites her for dinner. The fade out is the Yacht steaming along and PitBull and Cardi B do a remix of under the sea.

Look at this sad-ass shit

You’re projecting harder than Luke at the climax of the movie, my dude.

Chubby Rain!

every flight of stairs is a tacit death threat to president evil.

Whats even crazier is that Nazi’s killed Jews just for simply existing. So assaulting those cunts is alright.

Nazis don’t just spring up out of nowhere. Nazi’s don’t just “exist”. You have to make a specific, willfull decision, “I Want To Be A Nazi.”. You have to actively immerse yourself into a philosophy that says that other people Deserve to Die, just for the accident of their birth. This is not a philosophy that can be…

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

Hey! Spoilers!

I’ve always liked their music, myself. They’re one of those bands that pretty much only does one song over and over, but where I don’t mind that because I like that song.

Time to bring back “Celebrity Death Match”

If Trump is elected will he need to update the prenuptial agreement so she can’t divorce him and take half the States in the country?

The competing model is urMom

“We’ll call it Deadflash... Flashpool... PoolDead. Something”

The more someone insists they’re “one of the good ones,” a “nice guy,” the more I become convinced there is a torture basement in their residence.

Hand of Fate is a really cool game, but seriously, fuck that last level.