Hatting Neandertals? Too soon, too soon

Gore Verbanski’s remake of the Ring is probably my favorite horror movie ever.

Time to stop writing, Bristol Palin. I’m not trying to be alarming but you should watch what you say on the internet because it never goes away.

For what’s it worth you can engage in sodomy without a license....

The world’s on fire/its more than I can handle/I’ll tap into the water/I try to pull my ship

Skinny Mario looks like the “Keep on Truckin’” guy.

I had no idea idea that these kind of videos was a thing.

I like how they used that one woman blowing glitter as a transition more than once. Its like the director was thinking “This is really deep metaphor about time, memories, and making the most of your life. Its a good image; I’m going to use it twice”

Who cares if its a “girl’s toy” or a “boy’s toy”? Buy whatever (within reason) toys you think your kids will enjoy. Its not rocket science.

“Courage” is not a word I would use to describe an adult who was afraid his adopted children were possessed by demons.

Does anyone think Hillary would be willing to take Bernie on as a vice president or does she already have someone in mind?

I think classic trolling was about specifically and carefully crafting your posts for maximum ragebaiting. Modern trolling seems to consist of spamming racial/sexual/ethnic/ideological slurs and making threats.

“But they weren’t little girls anymore, they were badass cyber warriors not sure if the ruined, smoldering planet was worth fighting for anymore but damned if they were going to give in to the comet vampires”

The idea that somebody owns the birthday song still blows my mind.

LIES! LIES FROM THE MOUNTAINTOPS!

I wanted to take a date to Narnia once. I just wound up banging my head against a very posh closet. Still, it worked out a lot better than the time I tried to take my middle school crush to Terabithia.

Nah, it eneded after the first season.

RIP Sweets....

Devil May Cough