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The Dongs of War
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I would be shocked if those hostages came out alive.

One of my biggest geek dreams has always been to chuck Captain America's shield at a bad guy or a rampaging robot/whatever.

I like how Kertos' left pant leg is on fire. Just a little fire though.

I don't know the person who wrote the email. Maybe she is kidding a little but I really did not get that kind of vibe from tone of piece. It reads like the dress code policy of an office.

I don't know what life is like at a sorority. I went to a college that only had academic fraternities that were open to all. The idea of joining a traditional frat, paying people to be my friends, having my recreational substance abuse held to a minimum quota, living inside a fishbowl of old beer can smell/body odor,

Maybe your Minecraft person is one of the last human beings ever in a planet trying to escape heat death.

Unless you are a recluse, everyone conforms to some social norms/expectations at some level. Its just a question of how much.

"Sugar Bear is not the child molester"

Hmm, vintage poo. This must of come from someone who ate a lot of kale...

Yeah you know what I'm talking about. The part where he stands on top of something and makes a big speech at the homeless camp was HI-larious.

I've been to London twice with my family. I liked it a lot.

Maybe this guy is a time traveler. That's how he knew the writer was at Drake's, wearing x, singing y, drinking z?

You'd think conservative Muslims and Jews could unite over their mutual fear of cooties.

"I love Mr.Tits more than anything" lol

Posting a picture of a 6 year-old standing on a dog because he's eager to help out is not the worst thing in the world. Its not like shooting wolves from a helicopter or something.

That's what I figured. I've heard class stratification is a big deal in the UK (not that it isn't a big deal everywhere) and that people who say "what" are considered lower class or less educated.

Why is she forcing three historical icons to eat licorice?

My first job was working at a touristy sandwich shop at 15. My b-day is in July, so the plan was to work there from the end of the school year until I turned 16. Then I could work at a local grocery chain and earn a lot more (particularity on Sundays).