Russia's secret weapon for the next Olympic ping pong tournament.

You know, you can tell your kids that some protesters are pretending to be dead, which is not to far from what a die-in is.

I wonder when this kid is going to find out that he shot his mom.

"My sweet 16 year old son, Joshua Ryan Alcorn went home to heaven this morning. He was out for an early morning walk and was hit by a truck."

I'm hardly what you'd call an "authority on hip hop" but if you want a career as a rap performer it would behoove you to have freestyle skills.

Most 2d Sonic games are decent. Aren't they?

Last night, I could not get on the PSN with my PS3. I could however download a Netflix update and after stubbornly continuing to prompt it to log on, get onto Netflix and stream a movie for 2 hours.

Cats can't be bargained with. Cats can't be reasoned with. Cat don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear.

He's the cat version of Lil' Brudder.

Just a reminder; of the two women at the top of this article its the one on the left who is no longer taking her medication. The one on the right is just dressed for work.

See? WE WERE WARNED HE'D BE AN IMPERIAL PRESIDENT!

That's your answer for everything. That and "YORE-RAYCIST" for anyone daring to suggest that maybe cops should try to shoot citizens less.

IN AMERICA, THERE IS NO KING BUT JESUS ELVIS CHRIS PRATT!

Again you're equating possessing testicles with the "bravery" required to post something on the internet.

That's such a terrible name for a child it is almost beautiful.

YOU DID IT!

If you post a terrible opinion (yes I'm aware "terrible" is an opinion in and of itself) on Facebook, under your own PW:IRL actual name, you are publicly shaming yourself.

You are expressing digital outrage (with layers of meta), at a commentator's response to an article critical about an ESPN employee's (now deleted) Tweet that consists of posting an image of Facebook postings of 6 people criticizing the hash tag "Black Lives Matter Minneapolis".

I'd be more outraged that a wordsmith person (on the internet mind you) was accusing myself of being a racist if I could understand their "reasoning".

Police are a race?