"This happens all the time"

Its classier...

but how is that going to help you win your soccer game?

Are they dangerous side effects?

How do you move on with your life after this?

I was hoping T-rex attacks were going to be the next wedding trend.....

Are they any sides effects or complications to look out for?

Your cat has a last name? FAAAAAAAANNNNNCYYYYYYYYY

As terrible as my memory is, I've never felt the need to document my love making. Nothing beyond writing in my journal "That was amazing" or "Hum so my lips vibrate more". No pics of the dick, or her. Just be in the moment, ya know?

I cant believe they got away with that!

So the story is you are releasing your mother's ashes in a country that either borders or is supposed to be a stand in for Tibet.

Can you feel the sunshine/does it brighten up your day

(10 million years in the future)

How can have a lot of sex wear out your rotator cuffs oh wait, never mind, I just thought how.

"the government is trying to seize control of The Children because money"

NEATO TORPEDO!

Why did this horrible person post her pictures? Its like she wanted to be caught.

Most states have exceptions if you are 18 and your partner is 1 or 2 years younger. They are called "Romeo and Juliet" laws forgetting that, in the play, both of them were about 14 or 15 years old.

I want Magicarp to devolve into something even scarier than Gyrados

WHOA!