I remember negotiating w/whoever I was living w/at the time to give us a little privacy.

Spiderman shoots web out of his writs, not....elsewhere

"Now with multiple hours of gameplay!"

Ok, that makes a lot more sense.

I guess it would depend on how fast it was spinning. I know how vibrators are designed but I've yet to see one made out of metal that stirs instead of vibrates.

Even on the low setting, I can imagine it doing some real nasty damage down there.

I hope this girl made sure it was unplugged before she went at it.

Nancy Grace is wrong about (almost) everything with such conviction, it's almost performance art. Though it looks everyone else is getting it wrong in this video too.

"Talk about scrambled eggs"

As much as I like freestyle and spoken word, it must be hard to be an illiterate poet.

I think he is supposed to be an ashen, zombie-esque "Dark Souls" guy.

The gangster who spoke through a droid (who actually was the gangster) was probably my favorite, next to of course everybody's favorite assassin droid.

J-e-r-k-s

Why are you constantly posting the same attempt at humor?

The last one looks like she is about to unleash the fury!

Wouldn't Noah eat a kosher breakfast?

The best dating advice I got was from Dr. Nerd Love and Relationshit but mostly the former. Both were about developing confidence, empathy, perspective, and yourself as a human being. It did not involve any mind games, or backhanded compliments, or your credit card.

An internet commentator who chose the handle "Neverseenavagina" would like to debate with some "clueless feminists".

I think its so they can sell this game in Germany.

Sing a song about how you like plastic surgery.