How dare he try to find employment elsewhere after his employment was terminated. Doesn’t he have any loyalty?

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if before conference play starts a team has a 71% chance to have the best conference record in a 10-team league, they’re also going to be a rather strong favorite in the conference tournament. But thanks for the pedantry.

This makes me hate Coach K even more.

umm....wut? A EGG is harvested and then fertilized. A Embryo by definition is ALREADY fertilized. READ the article. Clearly it says that a embryo was used. Not a frozen donor egg.

Depends on the context of their relationship. Also, we don’t know what she does. She might not be interacting with anyone.

Dalton might be hurt. I saw him come off the field walking gingerly.

If ‘Islanders’ autocorrect to ‘failure’, that would be fantastic

ETA

Ok, apparently I am missing some big joke here.

I’ll get my coat

Dude...

If Trump is unpopular, why does this cat look like this? If liberalism is popular, why does this cat look like this?

“Uh, guys?”

This is the only acceptable time that a jumping #23 is allowed on a football field.

He’s black.

$169 (nice) is way too much to pay for a vibrator for a coworker. I usually go with something cheaper.

I considered that, but I imagine it would have been a set percentage (usually 18 or 20%). An even $400 tip is 21.164%.

Silver lining: He tipped appropriately.

Canseco did postgame for CSN Bay Area, that’s why the A’s put out their statement. It wouldn’t be hard for someone to draw the line between A’s postgame and the A’s.

I know a guy with the same last name as him.

BREAKING: I Like Cheap Beer has just learned that Donovan McNabb works for ESPN.
Seriously, I had no idea until this post.

I hope the agent enjoys his ten percent off these contracts. And that he does not smoke all the cigs in one day.