Can someone with more anatomy/biology/medical expertise please explain what we just saw? Is this man going to die?

How does Deadspin monitor the multitude of Barstool content outlets close enough to catch all these things? I understand the major things like the ESPN debacle or if Portnoy writes a featured blog, but as someone who has the Barstool app and checks the site fairly frequently, I rarely see these controversial things…

Broomball is a great way broke your arm, lose some teeth, get stitches, or die. We played all the time in college.

You sound like an unbearable person.

“Coughlin has the recipe to beat the Pats and this Jags team has all the ingredients to put that meal on the table.”

Why? If the only thing you know about me is I identify as conservative, you would just assume I’m a terrible person? I think that’s pretty... terrible

Ah I see it’s the classic liberal paradox of claiming to be open minded while holding the most narrow minded generalizations of conservatives. Glad to know you’re not mature enough to engage in a real conversation.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not. Do people really think being a conservative makes you a terrible person? That’s fucked.

That’s not what he’s doing. He’s saying the nonessential (even if true) obfuscates the bigger picture.

This is why I don’t watch ESPN. Not because of liberal bias or cutting cable, but because it feels like manufactured “reality” show. Thanks for articulating some my frustration.

This song is nearly perfect. Maybe the best song in their long, awesome career.

Spoken like a real loser.

This is actually a good move if they want to attract recruits and coaches that can one day get them to a real championship. You can’t ask more of the players or staff than winning all their games and providing incentives for doing so is a smart move for the program even if it looks dumb or tacky to outsiders.

NERD

but wait... why DON’T clouds fall??

what is TFA?

Remember when Gawker posted Hulk Hogan’s sex tape?

Yeah we had World Wars instead

That wasn’t the point; denial doesn’t prove innocence, but not denying it is something only a guilty man would do. 

Tom, I think you’re a smug, condescending liberal with mostly lousy opinions and I’m sure we would not get along in real life. But thank you for articulating exactly why the reaction to these protests is obvious misdirection and should make any decent person able to understand the point of the protest uncomfortable.