I’m not racist. I have white friends. Namaste!

Nope, he was walking off when someone threw something at him and that is when he deviated from leaving the field.

Jesus Fucking Christ. “Future Soldiers and Marines shouldn’t play football because they might get HURT!!!” is about the dumbest fucking take I’ve seen on this website.

Deadspin used to be a great place for against the grain sports analysis. Now every GMG site has become some way to sling social justice ideals or…

Former sailor here, +1-ing the army for presumably the only time this week.

Former soldier here. I care, even though I never went to the academy. My father-in-law (former sailor) and I have been blasting each other texts and memes all week as we always do in the run up.

Hate defending the guy but you’re pretty clearly misrepresenting his version of events. He’s claiming the original post (with “hot” in the title) already had the “sarcastic apology” in it, then upon discovering her age, removed “hot” from the title as well as the “sarcastic apology”. Your screenshot of the cached…

You know you fucked up when even Barstool commenters are calling you a creep 

Yeah Lindsey, that’s how it always works, no one in the past has ever gone to the Olympics saying they represent the US president.

I hope he makes a recovery like Kevin Everett

Was wondering whether it was failed baseball player or Mormon to blame for the 27-year-old-rookie-itis.

Every writers’ room should be staffed with a dozen or so cultural sensitivity people who can review everything before it’s filmed.

Two typo’s, huh?

We’re all distraught over this, but don’t dole out spectacularly stupid advice. At the heart of this story is the omnipresence of cameras - and if you think that by storming in and assaulting a child bully at school is going to yield positive results in this day and age (nothing like when your badass mother did it),…

Both parties are bad. The GOP, of course, takes that to the next level. But both parties are just plain bad. The Democratic Party should’ve learned by now that hiding its many shortcomings behind the GOP clown car does not translate into an effective campaign strategy. I mean, they did lose the elections to the Gaping…

Its shell was ripped from its body, according to the police report, and it appeared dead.

Not all teenage mutants are allies of the turtle.

Escapism is fine, and healthy, but Jimmy Fallon is a moron. More importantly, he isn’t witty or funny at all. His interviews are painful and even when his guests try their hardest to make something interesting happen, he isn’t quick on his feet enough to join in (see: Nicole Kidman)

Wait, did I miss a Too Cool for Skool Hipster memo?  Are we hating Jurassic World now.  I mean it wasn’t great but it was the second best Jurassic Park movie by far and watchable.  Sure it was dumber then dirt but it was entertainingly dumb

“Hard truth”

correlation is not causation.