He’s trying to be Perfect.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

I guess the only difference here is that shitpile isn’t used figuratively.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

Wait a minute...Trent Dilfer being bad at his job and things still working out because everyone else on the team is good at theirs? Now I’ve heard everything.

I’m not joking. If Trump isn’t elected but marijuana stays illegal, it’s worth it. And I depend on it for chronic pain. But it’s illegal now and I still get it. It really, really sucks that people are still being incarcerated for it. It really sucks that it is illegal even to grow it yourself and not sell it. It…

Aaron Burr & Millard Fillmore each killed a guy.

Hmm:

Herb Alpert is Jewish.

Enjoy it while you can. There will be no Tijuana Brass in Trump’s America.

More Bad News, Bears.

If Garappolo plays well in Brady’s absence, Belichick will keep Tom on a very short leash upon his return.

Give the man a break- he only made $26.8 million during his playing career.

They have a ring. Go to bed.

Then he typed out ‘black cloud’ for the trifecta.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Dear Representative Daniel,

Like Caine in Kung-Fu.