He’s trying to be Perfect.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

I guess the only difference here is that shitpile isn’t used figuratively.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

Clearly not a fan of his teammates having a ball.

Wait a minute...Trent Dilfer being bad at his job and things still working out because everyone else on the team is good at theirs? Now I’ve heard everything.

Aaron Burr & Millard Fillmore each killed a guy.

Hmm:

Herb Alpert is Jewish.

Enjoy it while you can. There will be no Tijuana Brass in Trump’s America.

More Bad News, Bears.

If Garappolo plays well in Brady’s absence, Belichick will keep Tom on a very short leash upon his return.

Give the man a break- he only made $26.8 million during his playing career.

They have a ring. Go to bed.

Then he typed out ‘black cloud’ for the trifecta.

Lest anyone too young to know might think the draft dodger angle is the biggest insult in this tweet, refusing to call him Ali, and instead insisting on calling him Clay was the racist dog whistle of choice back then. Racist whites refused to do so for years after.

Dear Representative Daniel,

Like Caine in Kung-Fu.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

He’s a football coach, not an English professor. Cut the man some slacks.