Is it me, or is Yaysayer like a 21st century Yes.

I like to keep my ears open for great garage band names. Extravagant Dough Toss is pretty solid.

“I already did.” - Stephanie March

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

Lol...and what about those nanny government fascists in Louisiana? Montana? Illinois? Arizona? Iowa?

Lol. I can’t decide what’s funnier. Your bro-fury or your bro-righteousness.

The Panthers are 7-1 and are going to the championship what are you even talking about

You aren’t doing Carlin’s legacy any favors here.

THE Ohio State Impairment Apologists

Pinkel just looks like a douche, but between accepting Michael Sam as a starting gay end & not revoking the striking players’s roster spots/scholarships, he seems almost... humane.

This could be an amazing example of how sports is a business. There’s too much money at stake for Mizzou to not fire him, right? But if that happens, then suddenly there’s a blueprint at every school for how to force change, and suddenly the athletes are the most powerful people on campus. This is going to be really…

I don’t care what Hardy and the Cowboys think. What about a woman who’s been in the trenches with these players, such as the Fabulous Sports Babe? I wonder what conclusions Nancy drew.

The announcers before the last Cowboys game, talking about the Hardy sideline incident, said “this is what you get when you hire a star. A lot of passion and a lot of baggage.”

I think Johnny really needs to approach this one day at a time anyway.

Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

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Nine fans. I just saw Jeff in a Cowboys hat.