Sprinkle some nanobubbles on him. He’ll be fine.

Ha!

Rejoinder, by Edgar Winter: We Fucking Told You So.

He’s right, you know. Democracy is messy.

This is fan-tastic.

Genius.

Solo: “Welp, okay.”

Bad!

Ricky Martin is gay?

“Call me ‘Little Pirate’ one more time, friend.”

I like Josh Harrison too, Tom, but think the correct term is “pirate of short stature.” Jeez.

Some smart reporting there, all the way to the end:

Brady: “Coach, I’m back!”

The funny part is that Victoza Mozgov is Timofey’s second cousin.

This comment has “Badass Motherfucker” written all over it.

Also known as: “The Dogleg”

All trucks matter.

motionless Enzo Amore

The entire book, Shadow Box, was written by Plimpton. Are we reading the same Kinja post?