[Carly Fiorina] watches video

Brady wasn’t destroying Sherman and Thomas; he was largely picking on the weak links like freaking Tharold Simon.

Fucking Kinja is certainly one way to get into shape...

No

“Eee-vil. Like it’s the fru-its of the dev-il. Eee-vil.”

“Just got fucked by Julian Edelman no lie.”

Jerry Jones - God, what do I have to do to win your favor?

Exceptional. +1

Shoegaze fix: Ride

I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

Richard Crenna is perhaps the best overactor of all time. He really pours it on in this clip. A good supply of body bags...

No good choice here, really. Hard to knock him for it.

Good joke. It’ll do in a pinch.

She’s come a long way since Devil Wears Prada, for sure.

#tomsulafacts

“I’m gonna club a baby seal to make a better deal!”

“I missed a big one today. I’ve got to learn from it and represent my family name better next week.”