Missing American grocery stores is a thing, and I live in Canada.

Ummmmm, more please.

Living for Rob’s antagonistic apathy. Also fuck it, I’m in a depressed spell and this shit makes me feel better, so leave off assholes. I love these articles.

Jojo is cute and has charisma, plus seeing her weirdass mom choke holding that tiny dog was a nice treat. All in all, I can see myself trying to show this to my friends while drunk and receiving blank stares.

This post made me feel relaxed. The queen is hilarious. That is all.

Wat

Maybe the wrong place but since there’s nowhere else, RIHANNA JUST KILLED US ALL AT THE BILLBOARD AWARDS RIP RIP

The mother of his child had a good response, I thought.

Yeah, but this is totally gonna be “no-contour contouring,” like “no-makeup makeup.”

Man I hate the name “BooTea.” I hate it strongly and deeply.

I should have clarified-I was referring to PartyNextDoor (Kylie’s new boyfriend) with my question. Frankie Grande sucks fully, totally agree!

I've never heard anything bad about him, I don't think?

Fair enough. It was just kind of a vague statement to avoid people attacking me. She's cool as fuck.

Susan Sarandon looking up into the light, with those sunglasses!! Dang. I know she’s been saying some dumb shit lately, but just lemme be her for a minute?

This look is fucking perfect.

Well, now I have a reason to day drink.

Pretty sure I read recently elsewhere that we favourite drink was an old fashioned. Take that as you will.

Nah, Meghan Trainor sucks a lot more than TSwift.

Much of the rest of her family have publicly endorsed Hillary.

TEAM PRETTY WILD FOREVER