Yeah, in a perfect world. But in a perfect world he also wouldn’t be masturbating in public. I’m a mentally ill person and I do feel for him, in a way. But I don’t really see what the alternative to this is. The guy is committing a crime in a highly visible way. There are victims, and if he isn't apprehended, there…

It's a grill.

I know! What the heck

Aw those piggies all hanging

Keith Urban isn’t on the voice...

Ugh. I followed that Meghan trainor link to her Instagram and there’s a photo of her with FRANKIE GRANDE (the worst) and she calls him her “brotha from another motha.” Can't ughhhhhhhhh enough.

This isn’t exactly what youre asking for but I once saw Dave from Wendy’s working at a Wendy’s. He served my mom and I and my mom said “holy, you’re Dave.” He replied that no he wasn’t. He’s just a guy working fast food. But he WAS Dave. His name tag said “David” and he gave us our meal for free, with a wink. My mom…

Steel Magnolias is the best.

Eh. That’s a nice red. These people are dumb/boring. Anyone know any nail polishes similar to this colour?

Why don’t I like oral sex? I can entertain it but I never really enjoy it. The idea of a bullet in a tongue seems kinda hot to me, which is gross, but I just don’t get the whole thing.

It always drove me crazy how they always dressed them (especially Rory) in these certain shades of blue. So much blue. So much ugly bad shade of blue. I think it's supposed to ~bring out their eyes~ but once you notice it, so annoying.

That is Tyga’s dog, not Kylie’s. Coooool things I know.

As a dual American/Canadian living in Canada, this shit is constant. I remember being a child and other kids saying stuff to me about how their parents said America was evil and Americans were rude and fat, etc. Kinda confusing for a kid born in the USA with an American mother. Bleh.

WHAT! I've never heard of a quokka. Those little cheeeeeks

Tellllllll me about it.

Waiting to feel a tongue SNAP under your teeth is so gross omg I can’t take it (not that he didn’t deserve it.)

~because objective~ DUH

Noooooooo I hate this so much. ~because objective~ will now be what I call everything that is entirely not that way

It doesn't make any sense.

Why is everyone hating on Matt McGorry so much? He seems earnest - and like he’s wanting to learn and grow and teach other people about something he’s excited about. He maybe seems a little like a puppy with a shiny new toy he can’t stop barking about, but isn’t having a passionate ally with a large fan base a…