It took me two tries to make it through, but I’m glad I did.

This planet is a trash heap.

Why would you send this fucking dipshit anywhere? 

That header pic nearly made me spit coffee all over my monitor

I, for one, would welcome a break from all news for a little while after he leaves office and/or dies.

I resent the mental image of SHS “wrestling sweatily” with a little nugget. 

I don’t think I’ve met anyone who listens to Kid Rock at any point in my life.

Dude needs to disappear. They all do.

He is a legit stupid man who thinks he is playing stupid.

Goddamn it.

Usually if you say the exact opposite of what you meant, you immediately correct yourself.

I hope heaven is real so that these guys can be turned away en masse.

It pleases me that the White house hasn’t been able to find even one decent graphic designer. Everything they produce is straight up trash.

That man has a shit brain. 

Guillotine 2020

sure, but there are dozens of other examples to support the notion that this dude is pretty stupid. 

Every exiting member of this administration needs to crawl into a deep hole and stay there. No tv shows. No book deals. Just the hole.

Whatever your position on violence, we get to have that one guilt free. 

How come these guys always eat Mexican? Seems like it wouldn’t be their thing

Why doesn’t he just let Jesus stand in front of him.