It’s extremely telling that when Belichick seemed to profess being oblivious to Andrew Luck’s retirement last month (turns out he was not unaware),Pats Twitter not only bought it but instantly cried out NO DAYS OFF and jerked it to this hobgoblin’s supposed tunnel vision.

I’ve always wondered, if someone screams in public, “IS THERE A DOCTOR HERE!!!”, 99% of the time (which is not often at all), I’d have to imagine that a nurse or EMT would do just as good a job. In fact, an experience nurse or EMT would probably be a much better fit for the situation than a doctor just out of med…

It’s actually sort of considered a good thing in East Asian cultures.

Wait until we get to WYTS, Champions League Soccer Edition

I think Grindr gives people more precise location data than other dating apps?

You like Anvil? Where the bartenders spend 10 minutes shaking your drink in the cocktail mixer before handing it to you?

Superman 2, Spider-man 2, Blade 2, X2: X-men United

Step 1: Loudly and boldly ask the host for a plunger.

There’s this stigma now about union’s only being for failing industries and companies, possibly because unions are associated now with manufacturing companies, teamsters, and now writers and journalists.

Trained and experienced SWAT should be able to sniff out the trolls. Or at least be able to tell, when they get to the location, that the house is not in fact doused in gasoline and neighbors aren’t panicked because of shouting and shots fired.

It can be good, but it can also entrench local biases and inequality when police are from the community.

If he had different fake accents for Japanese and Korean, I’d be incredibly impressed.

Does people of color only mean black people now?

Why would you want to stop it? It helps with your ‘resting’ calorie burn.

International if your flying over the Atlantic or Pacific.

I’ve been in Texas for years and haven’t had anything like that happen. Part of the reason might be that I’ve never been west of San Antonio (in Texas) and the rest might be because I’ve never had California plates

Bridge isn’t that complicated to learn if you’re just talking about when you can play which cards, and what it means to win a trick.

and whatever “tough” means, I

It is, isn’t it. After high school, you can look forward to a life of endless drudgery as a salaryman if you’re lucky, or endless drudgery as a temp worker if you’re not.

You and I must be consuming different Japanese media.