That was the first place I went to in my mind. I think if it isn’t, you’re not paying attention.

A recurring fantasy is he just drops dead. He is in poor health, has wretched eating habits, and under stress. I just hope it happens live on TV, just like this loathsome fame whore would want.

And obviously one step below making fun of said blogs making fun of people that make podcasts in their car.

As long as it’s just the one scoop, Trump is ok with it.

Well, I mean it IS pretty unfair that Jeff was so cool during the campaign and then decided to go all ‘I’m not gonna destroy my reputation and credibility covering up your treason, I’d rather focus on imprisoning and pillaging minorities and the poor..’ once he got appointed. What kind of bro does that?

Oh God. Here comes the chorus of men who hold the super logical view that women who are feminists but also have sex/body parts are ‘hypocrites’.

Ahh upward failure, the great late 20th/early 21st century American Tradition!

There is nothing more off-putting than someone crowing about their success—that they achieved by fucking up and not being especially talented.

I have no idea who Chip Gaines is and would not have stumbled upon this article had it not been for the Infinite Scroll bug feature of the Kinja platform. I say this only to let you know that I do not hold anyone personally responsible for the blood now seeping from my tear ducts.

“Made in America” week? Does that mean Trump will make all of his crappy products in the US?

I guess Delta just assumed that she was going to fly no class, as usual.

Body cams that can be turned off by the wearer are pretty fucking pointless.

Regardless of the outcome, its extremely depressing that our legislative branch as a whole is about 50/50 on whether or not cutting healthcare coverage for 20+ million people in exchange for a tax break on the rich is a good idea. Especially given the current levels of income inequality we currently have in this…

The Tenderman is also so many lesbians I’ve known.

The Tenderman posts on Jezebel using his real name.

I can’t. I can’t make jokes about this, or find it funny, or think “oh jeez THIS guy” or any of that fucking bullshit. Because at the end of the motherfucking day, I am raising my daughter in a world that is REGRESSING instead of PROGRESSING in terms of women’s rights and that makes me fucking sick to my stomach. It…

The puzzle part comes when his Russian buddies tell contradictory lies. So it’s like... Obviously you’re BOTH lying, but does that give me enough information to work out the truth? Not really. 

I think they’re going to find some way to sacrifice Tiffany instead.

A father and his son cannot be convicted of the same crime.

Unfortunately, it is in fact illegal: Federal Campaign Finance laws (11 CFR 110.20 52 U.S.C. 30121, 36 U.S.C. 510) specifically forbid solicitation of foreign aid to an election. “A foreign national shall not, directly or indirectly, make a contribution or a donation of money or OTHER THING OF VALUE, or expressly or…