He should have bought a dick camera. 

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Before Gawker finally imploded, there was a noxious commenter named AlvinGreeneDream who was a Bernie-or-Buster.

Congrats to Avril’s doppelganger!

I’m pretty sure you can be both. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, but cleaning up can be super gross

This season of Celebrity Attorney is off to a great start.

Well, had you been associated with possible illegal work you wouldn’t be in front of Congress.

He’s the only person I ever heard complain about having to move out of Buffalo

Sister Sarah will just sternly remind us all that none of this matters and the president is keeping us all safe, secure, and wealthy and if you don’t believe that, my gosh, how dare you call yourself an American.

At a young age I decided these fathers who are extra protective of their daughters “purity” and passionately talk about murdering people to protect it...

Everyone knows you can barter a virgin daughter into many more cows and goats than a slutty one.

Is it still okay to do this to my wife’s suitors?

If the boyfriend was black then we would have our first ever snuff political ad.

I find it somewhat …interesting … that in your first paragraph the very first thing you do is propose the most radical, violent faux-“solution” you can apparently think of.

omg you’re annoying. And no thanks to playing pictionary with your parents.

Y’know, if we all had access to bombs and bomb-making material this never would have happened because a good guy with a bomb can always stop a bad guy with a bomb.

And then he went on to say, “Buenas tardes” to Rep. Grijalva, “Ciao ciao” to Rep. Napolitano, “Woof!” to Rep. Labrador, “’sup?” to Rep McEachin, “Auf Wiedersehen” to Rep. Radewagen, and just shrugged in Rep. Gohmert’s direction.

Please - A thermos is if you want to take your coffee on a nice drive or into the woods. This is for people that want everyone to see they have a cup of coffee without having to actually drink it. Think of it as coffee performance art. Can you really put a price on art?

Thoughts and prayers

Misogyny doesn’t start at rape or violent assault. The definition might strictly be “hatred of women” but that’s not effectively, in the context of life, what it means. I’ve seen people try to pull this shit before with other social change: