From Randy Pausch

Oh, I started saying that almost immediately. I’m doing my best to stay really calm. AND to keep my sense of humor (humor saves).

I kept trying to have a conversation with my friend and I was just like:

Orange is the new black.

As a non-American, I’m glad you brought up the possible global recession.

The only thing that comes to mind:

Over the past 3 months several of my friends have shared sad stories about their kids asking if they will have to leave the country if Trump is elected. All of them are legal immigrants. Tonight one of my friends told me his 8 year old asked if his Dad & Papa would have to get divorced now that Trump is President. 

Bad job USA. VERY bad job.

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

I am literally sick to my stomach. No matter,NO MATTER your views on Clinton, there is NO REASON! that a piece of fucking garbage like Trump should be president. He is concerned with one thing, making Donald Trump better.He dosen’t give a fuck about his little cult, and he dosen’t give a fuck about this country. I…

Ugh. All the love to you. At least when people get hostile in the ED, we can restrain them. Retail workers endure too much!

Lie in bed and think of all the people who have kids and/or pets that don’t recognize the time change?

I’m usually watching with my husband and we have very different interests so finding common ground is like finding a unicorn.

I spend an absurd amount of time languidly scrolling through Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Shudder trying to find the absolutely perfect movie or television show to watch while I eat, only to look down and realize I’ve already grazed on so much of the food on my plate that the dining/viewing ritual can no longer be…

Huh. I shave the furniture and rearrange my toes. Takes all kinds, dunnit?

Shout out to my fellow graveyard shift workers who are stuck with a thirteen hour shift tonight. I’m hoping the ER is kind tonight.

I do the search Netflix and give up all the damn time. I’m so indecisive about my viewing choices.

- I waste a lot of time walking into rooms and wondering why I went into said room.

eh?... only times i get a genuine smile from floor staff at any store is when i say please/thank you (i think it catches them off guard)