...and freezing toes?

For when you only want warm ankles?

Hillary? Janet Reno?

She followed up with, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...four score and seven years ago...that’ll do, pig, that’ll do.”

What I really want to know is when Michelle was watching that speech (you know she was)--did she catch it right away?? Like, that speech for her was her biggest most important--she likely still knows it by heart. Did she turn to BO and was all “bitch stole my line!”

She probably has to stay one size smaller than Ivanka, at all times.

Ugh I love her. I’m genuinely envious of the new generation getting to grow up with her as an example of grace under pressure and sheer intelligence.

Melania has a tough job, staying whatever size she is, (six?), keeping Junior off the porn sites and maintaining a frozen expression. Not something I could do, or even want to.

Man, I’m really excited to see what the Obamas get up to once they become private citizens again. If these past few months of no-fucks-given while still in office are any indication, it’ll be a fun ride.

I thought this - some weekends I come home on a Friday and don’t leave again until the Monday. 24 hours isn’t enough to be ‘concerning’. Although the fact that Carrey essentially set up ‘Suicide watch’ on her home is pretty shady and the whole ‘White was married to Burton but Carrey was somehow responsible for her…

The husband is also a Scientologist and they are probably behind this lawsuit. In their minds it’s to “save face” a person on one of their abusive “rundowns” killed herself with meds.

Apparently Burton is too - aaaand suddenly the case makes more sense...

Why wasn’t he living with her or at least checking up on her every day? He was her husband. The lawsuit itself blames Carrey for not alerting the authorities about her inactivity for 24 hrs. Why didn’t her own husband know about her inactivity? Was she living with Carrey? If so, why?? It sounds like he washed his…

Overly Knowledgeable Neighbor: “DiedofEnnui? Great neighbor. Never turns up the TV too loud. Doesn’t let the paper pile up out front. I can’t say much about where DiedofEnnui is right now. I only have GPS coordinates & a recent update on Snapchat. Sorry I couldn’t be more help.”

Pretty straight forward - at 3 months you evaluate the relationship and determine if you want to move forward. It’s a solid amount of time to determine if there are deal breakers/critical flaws, yet it’s not too much time that either party is too emotionally invested (you hope).

Of course they’re still married with a couple of kids and an adorable, recently released recipe book. Freddy & Sarah 4 ever.

Aw, so cute! They are my celebspiration couple! If they ever end, I really will gross cry.

Congrats, and thank you. Hiddleston and I are going to have a lovely wedding on a Mexican beach surrounded by children selling gum and candy. We have no friends.

Hiddles! Taylor and I wouldn’t mesh in bed at all.