It’s all very too good to be true, but what else can explain it?

“Because of Trump we’re going to be dealing with emboldened MRA’s”

surely he can afford the premium for an insurance policy.

johnson would have loved the internets

Trump is mad as hell and he isn’t going to take it anymore.

hey, man, a sub comment buried deep in the grays is never going to see the light of day. you should complain to youtube. can’t say you’ll get much further. 

Three Days to Delirium: The man who hasn’t slept in fifty years    

coming back from CA would be the far more believable story.

The Cowboys train in Ventura Co.

Pro tip from our mailman - if it isn’t first class mail, it’s garbage.

eat claws and tail. make soup with the rest.

I did my part

The last guy that said a lot of racist shit got 2 billion dollars for his team... so, why not?

I’m waiting to until my kid hits the (magic) 48 inch mark before I take him to an amusement park.

olive oil is for salads. beans need bacon grease.

now, THAT is a NICE house.

I remember that play pretty well; the score covered the over and I was in the money.

nyc is always a different animal. can you get a hud section 8 housing voucher if your shower is in the kitchen?

then it isn’t a bedroom. you sleep in a den or an office or whatever. bedrooms must have closets to be considered bedrooms.

that doesn’t get clicks...