Kissin-ger? Kissin-ger?

Guests are screened; if you are into poop, you are shit out of luck.

20 EC votes doesn’t flip the election.

Annex Mexico; give all Mexicans American citizenship.

reap it, reap it good.

what would it have looked like if all eligible voters actually voted?

surely there is an exemption for IVF clinics as well.

Can it get any more absurd? Maybe he is trying to himself fired?

If you give every single Stein vote to Hill, she still loses the EC.

giving Pence a tax deduction while denying yourself the same isn’t likely to bother him.

and if MI and WI flipped to blue, it still would not be enough. I voted for Stein; if she wasn’t an option, I still would not have voted for Hill, regardless.

Devolution is real, spud.

No, no, no. Call the offices of the congress critters that you disagree with. Bog down their staff. Prevent them from working.  

Trump supporters buy books, too.

Any state with the death penalty on the books should have zero say about abortion.

only the evil weed sticks around that long. coke/meth is gone in three days.

Steve (direct descendant of Brigham) Young?

we call that fake making the bed and it’s good enough.

I was close; my guess was: crying, lots of crying.

he would be a twitter/instagram/whateveryoukidsareusingthisweek God, with a well deserved capital G. He was among the wiliest politicians ever. and, he gave no fucks. he’d post those bull balls of his and complain about sitting on them all the time.