Jane continues to be the best. She goes cool places.

Team Hill says, “shut up and eat what you have been served.”

shouldn’t private parties be paying for their own elections? why should I pay for a party if I’m not invited?

grown men have been buying toys for as long as there has been currency.

they are on tour, the four of them.

I use superfluous commas, sometimes.

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rumor has it the old wire hanger factory might re-open soon.

to be fair, a 20 week old fetus is more like a large orange. I realize that isn’t really the point. I get how the slippery slope can lead to lima bean size fetuses needing... god knows what.

re: no TP

with so many “restaurants” that will give you the shits, this is a real problem.

Ask a guy wearing a very nice suit.

this would get more clicks if you replaced “build core strength” with “be better in the sack.”

lakefront brewery here in M’waukee has a gluten free beer: New Grist

it isn’t about sex; it is about power.

how ‘bout “Jon Snow is dead... for at least a couple of episodes.”

If you really want to know what it is like to have blood ruin your sheets and clothes, develop a case of hemorrhoids; you will have period pants in no time.

get a fuckin’ bidet already, Drew.

every one knows the coach’s kid gets special treatment. weren’t you ever in little league?

This is “Secret Squirrel” sadly, Morocco Mole gets no love: