For some reason at a happy hour thing a year or so ago “Wait, isn’t Calvin Harris black?” came up in conversation.

No one’s perfect and there might not be anything the church can do to atone for that scandal. But this and the climate change pronouncements are big deals. Let’s take what we can get.

Jack Chick, you crazy hack bastard.

Been a serious week, can’t blame ya.

Honestly, it wouldn’t be anything she hasn’t done before. Performance or not, she’s always been this contemptible.

If it’s unclear, I am joking.

Literally everything I know about this Kitsch fellow is his name and this picture. Farrell by a landslide.

Christ, Jez, we’re at the point where we’re taking Ann fucking Coulter over Lena Dunham. Get a grip already.

Is this legit the very most cynical thing they’ve ever done? I know the competition is strong but.

Yeah, no idea what that sentence is supposed to mean.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH BEING SEXY? LIKE EVERY PORTRAYAL OF WOMEN HAS TO BE COMPLETELY RESPECTFUL!!!

Nonsense. Borderline is remotely exactly the same as Human Nature? Live to Tell is remotely exactly the same as Hung Up? Etc. You have to look at Bowie or Janet Jackson to find someone as chameleonic. Only the last decade has she gotten stale, which still leaves a pretty good run.

God, everytime I hear someone say “But I LIKE being objectified!”

The Madonna hate is over the top, but that doesn’t have a single thing to do with Jenner. Leave her out of it.

UUuuuhhhhhhhhh Madonna hasn’t evolved? Love her, hate her, be indifferent to her, but all she’s ever done is shift.

Huh, yeah, that tweet’s pretty misleading.

Saw the headline “Supreme Court: Texas” and I felt a tightness in my chest.

I, how, what

The first reads like a news story, the second like opinion. Am I wrong? Have links to the actual articles?

Kinda fitting you fixed one and not the other.