How on earth does a judge even look at this case? Work it out, parents, you don’t need the justice system settle your disputes.

They’re decent musicians who write their own songs.

If we’re honest this is the band they’ve always been.

Hey, it’s Uptown, he also means they won’t be hispanic.

Pssst... It was K.Shinda talking about real life boobs in the first place.

I’ll pass on that advantage, thanks.

Anyone who’s played a Street Fighter game knows realism isn’t a primary concern, but grafting wildly swinging pendulums on one of your iconic marquis characters’ chest is weird and distracting.

Thank fucking christ.

God if I never see Jimmy Kimmel or Johnny Drama again.

Ultra-fun when one of your straight relatives gets someone of the same sex and everyone goes full-on Sandler movie.

Asexual’s got nothing to do with it. That quote is scary.

These bastards know how to get us.

“The Drake of Country Music” gives me frown face forever.

It’s been a thing I think since The Pixies came back for Coachella that every festival tries to get a legacy act, preferably one that hasn’t toured in decades (The Smiths being the holy grail). Billy Joel is a clear nadir of this practice and seems to be a parody of it frankly.

Pretty sure it’s illegal immigration.

In high school a few dudes decided they’d learn guitar and form a (lousy) band and people were like, “Hey, cool”. Then a few girls thought “Hey, let’s do the same thing” and people were like, “Who the hell do you think you are? Just trying to be cool. God, get over yourselves.”

Isn’t Joel doing Bonoroo?

Christ, shocked to learn it’s only 75%.

Legit forgot who Caitlyn Jenner was when reading about Cyrus’s craft project last night, assumed she was one of those teenagers I don’t care about who “wrote” that book. Progress?

Cringed hard at “You would expect him to be more understanding of what it means to be black.”